puppyluver43:

I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them

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avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows

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Going to a friends house

• Normal people: What a lovely home you have
• Me: Whats your wifi password?

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cj-sewers:

squidwurd:

i am going to reblog this once a day

what the fuck did i just watch.

i feel nauseous.

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• me: i'll do it at 7PM
• time: 7:02PM
• me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

anrdew:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GRAB SOMEONE BY THE ARMS AND BE LIKE “YO IDIOT IM LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU SO EITHER LIKE ME BACK OR STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU” BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE THATS REALLY CREEPY AND OBSESSIVE YEAH ME NEITHER

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i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.

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